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Rather good if slightly irreligious!!
 

Priest & boy

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards ....

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards .  The man, who was a priest, said, ' I am a Father . . '

The little boy replied, ' My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that '

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ' ' I am the Father of many '

The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said . ' I am the Father of hundreds ', and went back to reading his book ....

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,

"Maybe you should wear a Condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar .

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